Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Talk to strangers!

liat deh chat gue sama orang-orang ini

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Stranger
:
i love you
You : apaan sih

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: How's it going?
You: what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: what the FUCK r u FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
You: PANDA LU
You: KUCING LU

Your have disconnected.

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Stranger: How are you?
You: fine

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hello
Stranger: can you speak chinese
You: no
Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Quick,from?
You: indonesia
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: thats..far.
Stranger: well. i hope you have a good day..or night in indonesia.
Stranger: goodbye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: i realy like drugs
You: i dont
Stranger: how come?
Stranger: i like experimenting with my mind
Stranger: hense why i prefer phycedelics

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: Penis?
You: ?
Stranger: Do you have a penis?

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: heey
You: hello there
Stranger: oo thats hott
You: ?
Stranger: your my chinese lois

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: fuck
Stranger: gotta go shit
Stranger: afk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger
:
?
You: ?
Stranger: ?
You: !
Stranger: ?!
You: ?!?!
Stranger: ......!!!!!!!
You: .............-_-
Stranger: zzzzzz

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: i love curry
You: i love dog
Stranger: i love cat
You: i love my mom
Stranger: i love ..
Stranger: gimchi
You: what's that?
You: i love sushi
Stranger: i love you

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: school starts in the morning :(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey, i am looking for a horny guy or girl
You: good bye

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: can i put jello in your pants?
Stranger: then lick it off ?
You: sorry
You: NO
You: bye
Stranger: damn.

You have disconnected.

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kalo mau kayak beginian buka aja ini







1 comments:

Anonymous said...

kocak, hahaha....
gw udh coba! nemu aja lo!